Top 10 most common thoughts that come up when something has to get done

10. "I'll ask someone else to do it"
9. "It's going to be so easy...."
8. "Why do I have to do this?"
7. "let me see if its available online?"
6. "I'm hungry all of a sudden"
5. "What's on TV?"
4. "What are my plans to chill after wards, need to make plans to chill"
3. "I'll just check my email first...."
2. "I can do it tomorrow"
1. "I need to take a nap first, too tired to do anything now"

Thursday

An interesting day indeed. It is the day before friday and the day we start thinking about friday. It's just like any other day really except it is not. I would even venture out and say it is the best day of the week. You start thinking about your weekend and just that thought brightens your mood and day. The mere thought of being able to lay back makes us feel better. Consider it the day of dreams. We conjure up different ideas of how we want to spend the weekend and how great it will be. Then comes the weekend and it's over before you know it. The ironic thing is that you feel better about the weekend sometimes than you do during the weekend. Our thoughts paint the picture nicely and it doesn't always get painted during the weekend. I like the weekend and friday, don't get me wrong, but sometimes thinking and day dreaming about it is more fun than the actual thing. An interesting day indeed.

Circle of trust

Everything seems to be going so perfectly wrong with our economy. The dollar has fallen in value, the consumer index is down, the auto industry is failing, and the banks are struggling.

Blah blah blah, I don't want to hear it, it's the banks that really need our help. We need to give our money to the banks so they can successfully continue to be profitable and continue to successfully be taking our money. Not the homeless family, not grandpa Phil who just lost his retirement money, they don't need our help. Families stick together so they'll find a way and grandpa Phil, well, he is old because he is a survivor, so he'll be alright.

I feel as though I am in middle school and everyone is forced to skip recess because of rainy weather but the weathermen are outside laughing at us, telling us kids what a nice day it is for them on the beach. Why thank you bank men, would you like my favorite chocolate chip almond cookie too?

Cool Pictures

UPS hits FEDEX

Lonely Man

What's up now!

Real Newspaper Headline
How does he tie his shoe laces?

Do I even need to say anything?

Yeah, that's going to be a problem

Humor with gas prices

How about them grapes?

Or; "how abouth them apples" is more popular title? So why did I ask about grapes. Well, yes it does sound more original, but besides that, there was a real legitimate reason. I like grapes. Eat more grapes and there will be more apples. After all, we know about gravity thanks to an apple.

So next time you are writing your hypothesis on Quantom Theory of Strings among gravity waves, throw some grapes around and maybe, just maybe , we might have another scientific breakthrough.

Where would we be without apples?
Not without Newton, but without apples, where would we be.

Well now the time has come to recognize grapes. So, how about them apples?
I mean grapes. Sorry.

It is wierd how that great leap of science evolution was given such a stupid story to go with it. It is as if Newton was an idiot and only got an idea when an apple fell on his head. Come on, give me a break. Give Newton more credit. Although this story could be real, it sounds funny. He realized complex relationships among celestial bodies after an apple fell on his head. I am thankful at least that it was an apple and not something heavier. But you never know, perhaps if the tree fell on him, his discovery would have been much greater. We would all be wearing our anti-gravity belts by now. Newton was a genious, give him more credit than that lousy story.

Nothing

Nothing is happening, relax. So what are you going to do about it.....Nothing. What am I talking about.....Nothing. So you might be thinking what is the point of this but it is exactly the point that is being made. Each and every single individual will think about this in their own way and take it as I am talking to you. Every nothing to all of you is a different thought and memory. That's right, nothing provokes thoughts, what are the chances. Think about nothing and see where you end up. Will you still be at nothing or nothing. Two choices for you, pick wisely. For there is nothing more enjoyable then doing nothing. So why don't you read about nothing for a change. If you are wondering why you are reading this, it is because you are hoping that this leads to something. But lets stick to the subject and expand the thougths of nothing.

When people ask what you are doing and you say "nothing"? Although that is nice that you are a complete waste of space and enjoy it, that is a relatively normal answer these days. Which is fine and there is "nothing" wrong with that. There is "nothing" wrong with you if you give such answer. You just like doing something that is not there. And what's wrong with that? A very specific but vague definition of nothing is, thats right, well I don't to be honest because nothing is a relatively and surprisingly difficult subject to expand upon. After all, I am trying to explain nothing.